What's New for 2009?

Nothing.

I didn't visit cuz you wouldn't listen to my suggestions.What gives?

Let's see, what did you ask for again... oh right. First you wanted a 500-foot tall dueling launched inverta-woodie. Then there was the 4-D totally immersive dark ride experience that we estimate would have set us back about $300 million. Oh, and let's not forget the underwater go-kart track, the 25-inversion terrain dive machine down the mountain, or that used set of flyers. Seriously? How are we supposed to pay for this? Have you seen our balance sheet?! No, you're too cheap to even buy nachos.

Thanks, you've ruined my life. Now what am I supposed to do?

Once again, I suggest airing out your grievances in a caring Internet forum community... they'll understand. Or maybe they'll say the things I wish I could say but would get promptly fired for.

Could've at least told us you were closing so we could get some last rides.

And you could've at least told us you weren't going to come anyways so we wouldn't have had to waste our precious time waiting for you all season.

Those last rides were a blast, btw.

Don't you love me anymore?

In my eyes, you killed Charmland. Quite frankly, you're dead to me.